drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

Drunktarded

A combination of the words drunk and retarded, it simply means retardedly drunk and acting in an idiotic or inapropriate manor.

"Hey why is Dan trying to piggyback on Jordans back?" "Oh don't pay any attention to them they're drunktarded..."

by Dan Tuckers May 11, 2008

drunktarded

Mode of behavior after one has comsumed great quantities alcohol. This behavior is generally marked by saying and doing things you forgot you did; or rather wish you and everyone who witnessed forgot you did what ever your drunk ass did.

I know Julie was drunktarded when she gave a BJ to a 19 year old at the Stadium

by heather May 4, 2004

drunktardia

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

by usa1ders July 6, 2015

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

Drunktired

Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.

I'm drunktired. Help me up man, cause I want to see if I can buy a dolphin on ebay.

by liddad July 1, 2011

drunktard

A person that acts retarded when drunk.

That drunk guy is pissing on the cop car! What a drunktard!

by Kilopoo July 2, 2009