Jacob's definitions

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

bob marley

holds the record for most weed smoked in a day.
the king of reggae music. from jamacia. required by his religion to smoke weed.

bob marley is my hero

by jacob July 7, 2006

hawthorne heights

this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.

hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....

by Jacob June 21, 2006

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005

Munchpuffin

a person who munch's on puffins

quit munchin on ma puffin ya prick

by Jacob April 25, 2005

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

by Jacob May 5, 2005

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005