99 definitions by Jacob
Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave
by Jacob October 28, 2004
Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.
by Jacob January 31, 2005
context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."
1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."
stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."
1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."
stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."
2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."
2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by Jacob June 23, 2004
1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.
2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.
2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.
1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.
2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.
2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.
by Jacob January 8, 2003
1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
by Jacob September 12, 2003
by Jacob March 10, 2005
A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.
by Jacob April 7, 2005