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by Jacob January 13, 2004
Get the Haywud mug.Usually associated with satan and hell etc. but is often philosophical and nihilitist, rather that just purely satanic. Highly technical and complicated form of music, which sounds harsh and raw because of harsh growly vocals and heavy use of distortion and bass on songs. All death metal songs and bands do not sound the same, each one has different riffs and every band has their own vocal style, because nobody growls/rasps the same as anybody else. Covers a wide age range (just go to a gig) and is not racist. (thats a minority of heaveily satanic black metal, e.g. Burzum, who believed in dominancy of the aryan populace of norway) Sepultura have a black singer currently so that screws that argument. Anyone who thinks that death metal is all the same, then they don't have to listen to it, and don't have to slag of fans of the genre for ENJOYING the music. We don't simply do it to look hard.
Possessed, Death, Morbid Angel, At the Gates, Nile, Cannibal Corpse to name but a few, all from different areas of the death metal spectrum.
by jacob September 17, 2003
Get the death metal mug.Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
by jacob December 21, 2004
Get the noodlefreed mug.This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.
by Jacob March 22, 2005
Get the attack of the show mug.An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)
by jacob February 2, 2005
Get the cummet mug.The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.
by jacob April 11, 2006
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