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Lok

a very hot bboy, 13, young HOTTTTTTTT and strongggg
intellgent, mixed with emotions, loves diana. hehehehehe
by Jacob March 12, 2005
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Stud-Hoss

"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.
"How can she say no? I'm a complete stud-hoss!"
by Jacob December 4, 2004
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Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger
Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave
by jacob October 27, 2004
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whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.
by Jacob September 11, 2003
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Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.
Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.
by Jacob April 7, 2005
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zoltron

random. that's all it is and all it'll ever be.
"that's so zoltron."
by jacob November 15, 2004
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