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war

what the U.S should declare on France
by jacob October 27, 2003
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death metal

Usually associated with satan and hell etc. but is often philosophical and nihilitist, rather that just purely satanic. Highly technical and complicated form of music, which sounds harsh and raw because of harsh growly vocals and heavy use of distortion and bass on songs. All death metal songs and bands do not sound the same, each one has different riffs and every band has their own vocal style, because nobody growls/rasps the same as anybody else. Covers a wide age range (just go to a gig) and is not racist. (thats a minority of heaveily satanic black metal, e.g. Burzum, who believed in dominancy of the aryan populace of norway) Sepultura have a black singer currently so that screws that argument. Anyone who thinks that death metal is all the same, then they don't have to listen to it, and don't have to slag of fans of the genre for ENJOYING the music. We don't simply do it to look hard.
Possessed, Death, Morbid Angel, At the Gates, Nile, Cannibal Corpse to name but a few, all from different areas of the death metal spectrum.
by jacob September 17, 2003
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Boobast

verb - to hit something with ones boobs.
Bob was boobasted the other day by that hooters waitress.
by Jacob August 5, 2003
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philosophister

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.
by Jacob March 15, 2005
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Haywud

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme
by Jacob January 13, 2004
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noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.
by jacob December 21, 2004
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IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.
IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.
by Jacob November 12, 2003
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