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Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!
oxnard hardccore
by jacob December 12, 2003
mugGet the Agony Disputemug.

u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device
wut up w/ u?
by Jacob September 9, 2006
mugGet the umug.

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke
by Jacob November 29, 2004
mugGet the camis pregnant Jokemug.

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
by Jacob June 7, 2004
mugGet the Gaffledmug.

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House
Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.
by Jacob March 15, 2005
mugGet the ombreromug.

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.
I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.
by Jacob May 3, 2004
mugGet the distmug.

Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.
Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.
by Jacob January 30, 2005
mugGet the Etniesmug.

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