Jacob's definitions

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

Horrible band

See Simple Plan Good charlotte U2.

Those Bands really suck.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

yonkstunburgerston

to steal something while annoying somebody

im annoying this person i may as well yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it

by jacob March 28, 2004

R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!

Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".

by Jacob December 18, 2004

bla

blah: nothing much going on, boring, stagnant, dull, indecisive

this is a blah day.

by Jacob May 20, 2004

Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.

Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

Simple Plan

Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.

Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock is going downhill.

by Jacob January 30, 2005