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Drunken Monkey 

An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.
The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.
Drunken Monkey by Michoira February 23, 2004

drunken monkey sex 

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
drunken monkey sex by istitch October 28, 2017

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex 

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

drunkenmonkey

* A Monkey
* Who consumes exssesive amounts of alcohol
* Usualy very amusing to watch
" I'm a drunkenmonkey and even I have the brain power to put a definition in here " :P

drunkenmunkey

A song that has its own dance named after it produced by some one hit wonder euro-dj who's name everyone has forgot. The dance was basically waving one's arms towards the sky while in a squat position.
Does not desrve an example.
drunkenmunkey by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004