Drunken Monkey
When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.
Drunken Monkey by Alex September 24, 2004
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Drunken Monkey
An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.
Drunken Monkey by Michoira February 23, 2004
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drunken monkey sex
Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
drunken monkey sex by istitch October 28, 2017
Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex
The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008
Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle
Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008
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drunkenmonkey by TheDrunkenMonkey March 29, 2004
drunkenmunkey
A song that has its own dance named after it produced by some one hit wonder euro-dj who's name everyone has forgot. The dance was basically waving one's arms towards the sky while in a squat position.
Does not desrve an example.
drunkenmunkey by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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