Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 24, 2004

Drunken Monkey

An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.

The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.

by Michoira February 23, 2004

drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

by istitch October 28, 2017

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

drunkenmonkey

* A Monkey
* Who consumes exssesive amounts of alcohol
* Usualy very amusing to watch

" I'm a drunkenmonkey and even I have the brain power to put a definition in here " :P

by TheDrunkenMonkey March 29, 2004

drunkenmunkey

A song that has its own dance named after it produced by some one hit wonder euro-dj who's name everyone has forgot. The dance was basically waving one's arms towards the sky while in a squat position.

Does not desrve an example.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004