Definitions by Ferguson

G-Spot Jesus 

A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.

Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!

G-Spot Jesus by Ferguson July 4, 2005

grassy knoll

where the pubic bone rises onan unshaven snatch

"I'm going to plant a conspirator in Cheryl's grassy knoll"

grassy knoll by Ferguson July 4, 2005

drooling tuna 

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.

After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!

drooling tuna by Ferguson July 3, 2005

rekcohs 

A reverse shocker...two in the fudge, one in the sludge or two in the poo, one in the goo.

Cheryl sure was surprised when I gave her the rekcohs!

rekcohs by Ferguson June 23, 2005

cooter poot 

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

cooter poot by Ferguson June 9, 2005

clit biscuit

The labia majora, or pussy lips

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!

clit biscuit by Ferguson May 28, 2005