Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the
world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like
chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little
girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.