dragonslap
yea man, i dragonslapped that bitch
dragonslap by Tawhirimatea June 27, 2005
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Dragonslap
When a male ejactulates in his hand then tells the female to standby, at this point he will slap her in the face with it.
Dragonslap by THED January 24, 2015
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Ornstein the Dragonslayer
One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Ornstein the Dragonslayer by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012
Dragonstache
The mustache that asian/oriental people get, which resembles the mustache of an asian dragon. There is no middle portion, just the tips.
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Dragonlance
Very interesting series of fantasy novels. Based in the world of Krynn, Elves, Dwarves and Humans are merely the beginnings of the fun. With great authors, this series has evolved into a fiction of it's own.
Dragonlance by Greg April 13, 2004
dragonblast
When you use gasoline as a lubricant while fingerblasting a girl, and attempt to use the friction to catch her pussy on fire.
dragonblast by shelfies September 10, 2015
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