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dragonslap

when a male has his penis out and proceeds to slap one in the face with it.
yea man, i dragonslapped that bitch
by Tawhirimatea June 27, 2005
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Dragonslap

When a male ejactulates in his hand then tells the female to standby, at this point he will slap her in the face with it.
Babe why did you pull out, standby: DRAGONSLAP!
by THED January 24, 2015
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Ornstein the Dragonslayer

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
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Dragonstache

The mustache that asian/oriental people get, which resembles the mustache of an asian dragon. There is no middle portion, just the tips.
Man, looks like you have a dragonstache, should cut it.
by Dragonstacher June 26, 2008
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Dragonlance

Very interesting series of fantasy novels. Based in the world of Krynn, Elves, Dwarves and Humans are merely the beginnings of the fun. With great authors, this series has evolved into a fiction of it's own.
by Greg April 13, 2004
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dragonblast

When you use gasoline as a lubricant while fingerblasting a girl, and attempt to use the friction to catch her pussy on fire.
After dragonblasting his girlfriend, Sammy was charged with arson.
by shelfies September 10, 2015
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Dragonland

A kick ass band from Sweden (Gothenburg) playing true symphonic/melodic power metal.
Astronomy is the best metal album of 2006. Obviously by Dragonland.
by Aurency July 6, 2008
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