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reverse dragonblast 

When having anal intercourse and accidentally using gasoline instead of KY as a lubricant causes it to ignite under the intense friction, and subsequently blowing your dick out of the ass with flames shooting out of the ass from the buildup of methane under pressure. Anything within six feet downrange of the asshole is destroyed.
Doctor: Well how did THAT happen?
Patient: I was so excited my girlfriend let me have anal intercourse that I didn't notice I used gasoline to lubricate the situation and the resulting reverse dragonblast scorched my cock.

Doctor: Yes, it happens more than people think. I suggest that in the future you place the gasoline in a more appropriate container, perhaps one of those fucking impossible to use safety cans with the vent in the nozzle that everyone hates.

Dragonboating 

The act of "motorboating" a chick's ass. Purists will insist it should only be called dragonboating when performed on an Asian girl.

Related: vikingboating-when performed on Scandinavian chicks
Yo! check out that piece of fine ass on that Asian honey, I be dragonboating that tonight!
Dragonboating by Captain brrrr June 13, 2011

Dragonmaster

A person who uses his or her sure mastery of dragonological science to conserve and protect dragons
Do you see her? She is a Dragonmaster.
Dragonmaster by The Isbey September 13, 2008

Dragonblade 

When you have an erect peen. Run up on your unsuspecting S/O, pull your pants down and yell "RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE" while moving hips back and forth. Repeatedly hitting them with your peen from multiple angles.
"Oh man. Totally got my girlfriend with my Dragonblade yesterday while she was watching TV"
Dragonblade by Sinister August 14, 2017

Dragonmaster

A person who uses his or her sure mastery of dragonological science to conserve and protect dragons
Do you see her? She is a Dragonmaster .
Dragonmaster by The Isbey September 15, 2008

dragonboat 

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between an Asian chick's two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Wouldn't you love to see Meatloaf dragonboat Kristi Yamaguchi?
dragonboat by SJP123 December 15, 2008