One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?
1. He, or she, who slays dragons. This title makes you a total badass as well in any area of fiction or reality.
2. A gigantic sword wielded by the Black Swordsman, Guts. It's three times as thick as a normal sword and can cut fully armored men in half with a single stroke. The sword was forged by Godo as an insult being too large and heavy to actually be carried by any normal man but able to kill a dragon in one swing. Dragonslayer has been soaked in so much demon blood that it exists in both the physical and astral world. The Dragonslayer is actually where all those amazingly big swords in Anime come from as well.
3. A woman who can take any cock no matter the size, even if it was as massive as a dragon's. Do not mistake a Dragonslayer for a conqueror sort of woman, she is simply one who has an amazing ability whether it be a large vaginal area, skill, or lubrication
1. Some N'wah: Woah, that's the Last Dragonborn over there! I hear he's a Dragonslayer
2. Griffith: My my Guts, your Dragonslayer is so thick. Do you mind if you let me hold it?
Guts: GRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
3. Brandon: Woah Beck, did ya see Amy over there? She's hot right!?
Beck: Yeah fam, Amy's a total Dragonslayer brah.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.