dozzer

To be big and aggressive. To take control.

Yo man, yo girl got you whipped you need to just go dozzer.

by Russel the LM January 12, 2006

Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022

Bro Dozer

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

by Eric!! June 27, 2006

donzerly

adj. - Used to describe especially patriotic lighting.

"O say, can you see, by the donzerly light"

by Hermitian August 5, 2007

Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

dizzert

a mix of dirty and dessert: they're both so good that they have to combine to make a really good thing.

"sippin on some dizzert"
"that breakfast was dizzert"

by markuslimmy February 4, 2005

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019