doozer

A person that not only lives but aspires to live the main stream life. This includes a boring job done without passion, 2.4 children, an SUV and a house in the burbs. They just go along living out their lives as a backdrop to history and a study in the mundane. Originally coined from the industrious characters from Fraggle Rock that just went about their business mostly oblivious to the goings on around them.
She used to have a passion for science and she was going to change the world but somewhere along the way she got tired and turned into a doozer.

I used to bust my hump to get ahead but I decided to take the path of the doozer.

by Phaje April 28, 2007
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A person (usually a good friend) that does someone else's dirty work for them and/or tells someone bad news even though it isn't their responsiblity to tell them.
person 1: "tell him I want to break up."
person 2: "No way. You gotta do it yourself. I'm not going to be your doozer."
by sweet-sale.com September 10, 2003
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what a doozer
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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A slang for vagina. Originated in Palm Valley Florida.
Man, she's got one gross doozer.
by TJDooz August 21, 2007
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a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.
"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"
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the space between the scrotum/labia and anus. also known as the taint
man 1: i had a really kinky date last night
man 2: really? did she chew your doozer?
by pmism April 26, 2006
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The name for the twitch streamer Foolish Gamers chat. They are fun and calming to be around. They also desperately need to be fed. They like fire and rioting against their streamer.
Doozers-Hup 2 3 4
by Skyren17221 March 08, 2022
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