May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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1. Marijuana, Weed, Herb, Mary Jane, Reefer, Grass, Dope, Green, Green Wood
Smoking marijuana tends to get some people sleepy, in other words some people "doze" off.
-That dozer we smoked knocked me out

-Yall niggas think I'm trippin cuz I'm on dat dozer -Master P
by Mic Check August 28, 2005
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A person who toils mindlessly at the same mundane endeavors as their forefathers without ever seeking to alter their course or advance their processes in anyway. (from HBO's Fraggle Rock, Dozers perpetually built and rebuilt structures for the Fraggles to devour)
The dozers can't seem to grasp the idea because it wasn't listed in the manual.
by Ripley1 September 29, 2006
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One who struggles to comprehend simple tasks, easily forgets their place in conversation. The dozer will often respond to a question with a blank look.
'Yo, did you step in dog shit on your way in?' 'Whut?' 'fucking dozer'
'This guy drank too much of that Dozè Cuervo'
by Snipps921 January 20, 2012
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A homosexual; Faggot; One who partakes in homosexual activities with other men.
A queer.
Craving cocks in the ass is straight up Dozer.
by Dozer March 13, 2003
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