duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

Fuckmuffins 

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008

dudemuffin 

a straight guy that if happend to be gay would be a hell of a catch

man i hope im straight because i must say hes a dudemuffin

dudemuffin by chad May 13, 2005

fuckmuffins 

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.

Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"

fuckmuffins by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009

douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....

Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!

douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009