douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff

Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin

douchemuffin by fagh8er December 11, 2004

DoucheMuffin

his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.

henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.

DoucheMuffin by henryettaIMAGIRL August 7, 2009

douche muffin 

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

douche muffin by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

Douche Muffin 

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

Douche Muffin by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Douche Muffin 

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.

1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.

Douche Muffin by Adam Carey August 23, 2006

douschemuffin 

Someone who is retarded, a complete and total douschebag.

Sparky is the biggest douschemuffin at El Toro high school.

douschemuffin by fags'r'us December 11, 2004