douchets
douchets by boilthechicken March 17, 2003
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DoucheTron 5000
DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018
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douchetacular
douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016
douchetard
A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013
Douchess
A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!
Douchess by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010
Douchestain
Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009
douchetributor
When the word douche is not suitable anymore and said person has reached a level of douchebagness that is off the charts by distributing large amounts of they're douchebaggery
douchetributor by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011
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