Douchess
A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!
Douchess by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010
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Douchess
1.The female version of a douche is a douchess. Particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. However, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.
2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.
2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.
Example 1: "Megan is such a douchess... she's always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. I mean... look at that fool... he has frosted tips! I mean... what year is it? 1998?"
Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"
Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"
Douchess by Stato Reale February 8, 2010
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Douchess
A Douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she's being worst than a dumbass. Instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it's more feminen).
DOUCHESS OF yORK
a ROYAL DOUCHE. Rich bitches who are douches. Someone particularly douchey. A royal pain in the ass.
DOUCHESS OF yORK by Jolo7179 June 21, 2012
In The Shadows of The Duchess
(noun): extortion tool disguised as book and used ad nauseam (2.5 yrs +) by Samantha Markle in her unsuccessful shakedown of her half sister, The Duchess of Sussex, and The Royal Family; con.
(verb): bluff uttered to deceive
(adj): imagined accomplishment used to gain attention.
(verb): bluff uttered to deceive
(adj): imagined accomplishment used to gain attention.
You can’t scare me and make me give in to your demands, I don’t cower to the In The Shadows of The Duchess
move.
If you don’t give me what I want I will embarrass you, don’t make me use In The Shadows of The Duchess, you will regret it.
I am an author with a quick wit, I wrote In [The Shadows of The Duchess
move.
If you don’t give me what I want I will embarrass you, don’t make me use In The Shadows of The Duchess, you will regret it.
I am an author with a quick wit, I wrote In [The Shadows of The Duchess
In The Shadows of The Duchess by GrammyQ May 6, 2019
charlatan duchess
char·la·tan duch·ess - (noun) A name coined in 2018 for Meghan Markle upon her marriage to Prince Henry of Wales. A worldwide movement ensued with social media battle lines drawn between Markle supporters and those behind the hashtag of #Megxit, #NotMyDuchessEVER! #NotMyDuchess and #CharlatanGrifter.
In Britain and with anti- Markle fans, Meghan Markle will forever be remembered as the Charlatan Duchess.
charlatan duchess by SomewhereInTheUnitedKingdom April 30, 2019
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