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Zuckerburg 

The Zuckerburg is a robot disguised as the CEO of Facebook in order to gain information for the FBI.

Only one Zuckerburg can be released into society at a time. If anymore are released, Earth might explode.

The current Zuckerburg is an Android Beta Model 2.4.0 Mk. II and is slowly gathering your information, like, RIGHT NOW.

If the Zuckerburg is not stopped, humanity will fall into the evil robot-overlord's power.
Jim: " Bruh, did you know that the FBI made another Zuckerburg? "

Todd: " Seriously? Sheesh, I need to stop using Facebook. "
Zuckerburg by yaboi_doop May 29, 2018
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Zuckerburg 

A lizard in disguise of a human being which is trying to talk over all humanity
Zuckerburg Created Facebook to gain everyone’s trust
Zuckerburg by alexdd__ November 20, 2018

zuckerburg 

1: Who is the CEO of Facebook?
2:It's Mark Zuckerburg you knob!
zuckerburg by Cake of the gamer July 27, 2017

Mark Zuckerburg 

1. A million or billion dollar idea

2. Really good idea
Oh fuck i just thought of something...Im bout to pull a mark zuckerburg

Im bout to mark zuckerburg this bitch! (ex. a project)

mark zuckerburg 

is he a burger is he a human wrong he is lizzard
you know mark zucker burg? no but i know mark the lizzard mark zuckerburg

zuckerturd 

Any person or company that surreptitiously collects and sell information from social media sites.
Twitter employee admitted on video that they were Zuckerturds, not only gathering data on open conversations but on Private Messages as well including personal photographs.
zuckerturd by Chief Nick June 2, 2018

Zuckerberging 

The act of stealing, using and blatantly denying use of intellectual property of another being who is often times less witty.
Todd: Shit I'm gonna define zuckerberging on urban dictionary.

Stan: Damnit that was my idea asshole.
Zuckerberging by TheGlueGunner April 11, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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