Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.
There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.
by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006
(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010
"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"
by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015
the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
by Neill O'Stephens October 08, 2011
That man has a douchestache.
by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016