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douchestick 

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.
Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.
douchestick by chinrest October 20, 2011

doucheslice 

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.
that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice
doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

douchestache 

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.
There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.
douchestache by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.
Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?
douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.
Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!
douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017