Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

Douchepecker by Halleybug September 5, 2016

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douchefucker 

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

douchefucker by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

Doucheperger 

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.

He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.

Doucheperger by captaincursor February 9, 2008

douchefuckersaurus 

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

douchefuckersaurus by Witbomb October 10, 2011

douchepacker 

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

douchepacker by phreakdb January 23, 2008