douchepilot 

A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.

Rat you could've checked!! friggin' douchepilot!! >_>

douchepilot by JJ Casty January 11, 2006

Douchebility 

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.

Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

Douchebility by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009

Douche Pilot 

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

Douche Pilot by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

doucheplosion 

When a place is crawling with douchebags and the skanks they rode in on.

I don't want to go to that bar: that place is a total doucheplosion.

doucheplosion by repressd September 10, 2009

Sir Douchealot 

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

Sir Douchealot by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

douchesilo 

Upgrading from the terms "Douchebag" and "Douchebox" (Which means 2 or more douchebags), Douchesilo is a whole building commited to storing douches.. Which hold semen.. Like Dennis Uren..

Person1: "Man, that Dennis guy just tried to play a game of bag-tag with me, AGAIN!"

Person2: "Man, he's such a douchesilo.."

Person1: "..."

*Long Pause*

Person1: "You're fucked."

douchesilo by Steven Coulson May 15, 2008

Doucheilous 

something that is very douchey, or making you act/look douchey.

Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous

Doucheilous by axesmellssoooogood June 15, 2010