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douchelusional 

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West
Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!
douchelusional by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

doucheous 

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.
Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

Douchelou 

The highest order of douche. Someone who appears just as douchie as they act.
Jason: "I slay mad ass up in o-town, I've been pimpin pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin."

Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"

Rose: "Affirmative."
Douchelou by UnclePaul905 November 4, 2010

douchecoustic

A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.

Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
douchecoustic by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009
Acting like or expressing characteristics of a "douche bag". See also toolboxious.
That guy is a little too douchious for my liking.
douchious by Dyana September 1, 2007

douchealouche 

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.
What are you doin, douchealouche??
douchealouche by Pacman October 29, 2004