Definitions by CocoChristopher

Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.

After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.

Douchitude by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009

Douchebility 

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.

Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

Douchebility by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009