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doucheballer 

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
Douchebilly by muleymomma February 2, 2010

Douchebility 

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.
Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

Douchapalooza 

An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.
I'd love to get a drink, but I don't feel like wading through the douchapalooza at the bar.
Douchapalooza by MrsCockson July 30, 2009

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.
Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!
douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

douchenabling 

adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.

He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
douchenabling by alister August 31, 2013