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two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
mugGet the two handed turtlemug.

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
by muleymomma February 2, 2010
mugGet the Douchebillymug.

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