douchemail

An email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.

I can't believe he ended his douchemail with, "Please let me know if I'm missing something."

by Urban LLC December 9, 2008

doucheballer

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.

That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.

by theonlyprof June 15, 2013

Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!

My ex-husband is a real douchebilly

by muleymomma February 2, 2010

Douchebility

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.

Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemare

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.

Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.

by manifestjoe December 19, 2011

douchebagly

An action done in the behavior of a douchebag.

Beth thinks she can beat me to the punch on adding douchebagly to the urban dictionary. How douchebagly of her.

by Project Dan November 24, 2007