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douchend

Nicholas is a douchend
by ursXVII December 12, 2008
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Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.
"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."
by DanoNYC January 13, 2010
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Douchenigger

A combination between a "douchebag" and a "nigger". A horrible insult to call someone.
by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010
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douchenometry

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
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douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
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douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
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Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche
After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women
by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
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