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douchedork

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.
Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.
by JGbrk July 9, 2009
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douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
by papaelozo January 21, 2011
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douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
by jumblebox May 1, 2008
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douchemonk

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
Dude you're such a douchemonk!
by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
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Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Douchendorf

The place where douchebags and assholes move to.
After Ryan was done dozepokin Amanda, they went back home to Douchendorf!
by JBPhoto October 20, 2009
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