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douchemonk 

one who chooses to act like an asshole or jerk
damnit corey ur sucha douchemonk
douchemonk by shawn mauger August 4, 2007

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

Douchemobile 

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!
Douchemobile by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

doucherocket 

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008
Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".
DoucheCon by popculturista June 13, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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