douchebooking 

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

douchebooking by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

douchebooking 

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.

OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking

douchebooking by don't douchebook April 30, 2010

deucebooking 

The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.

The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.

Person 1: Where's so-and-so?

Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.

Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.

deucebooking by chuck515 August 25, 2010

Douchecockington the Third 

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

Douchecockington the Third by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

douchebiking 

Hanging around the parking lot, bragging about biking equipment and past "feats" instead of riding.

An example of douchebiking is an overweight guy in the parking lot who shows up with a $2200, full-suspension bike for a flat trail ride and brags about the "gnarly" trails he usually hits in Colorado. Then, the next time you see him, he's gasping in a clearing, taking a 30 minute break after about 15 minutes of actual riding, he's talking up whoever comes by in the same way.

douchebiking by dandiablo September 2, 2012