The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."
Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.
by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010
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by don't douchebook April 30, 2010
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The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.
The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.
The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.
Person 1: Where's so-and-so?
Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.
Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.
Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.
Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.
by chuck515 August 25, 2010
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by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008
Get the Douchecockington the Third mug.An example of douchebiking is an overweight guy in the parking lot who shows up with a $2200, full-suspension bike for a flat trail ride and brags about the "gnarly" trails he usually hits in Colorado. Then, the next time you see him, he's gasping in a clearing, taking a 30 minute break after about 15 minutes of actual riding, he's talking up whoever comes by in the same way.
by dandiablo September 2, 2012
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