douche pile 

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douche pile

douche pile by canadianguy May 7, 2008

douch pile 

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douch pile.

douch pile by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008

douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

douchepine 

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

douchepipe by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

douchepilot 

A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.

Rat you could've checked!! friggin' douchepilot!! >_>

douchepilot by JJ Casty January 11, 2006

Douchephile 

Someone who has a thing for douchebags.

"Wow, your friend seems to date one douche after another."

"I know, s/he's a total douchephile."

Douchephile by m(A)tt March 22, 2010