douchètarian

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Practice of only consuming douchè
Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.

Douchè brother who is very into themselves.

Man Elliot, why do you have to be such a douchètarian?

douchètarian by smarky.smark March 20, 2015

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douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

douchetarian by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

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Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

Douchétarian by sherwinre August 2, 2017

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Douchetarian

Somebody who harasses someone for being a vegetarian, even though said vegetarian doesn't shove their dietary habits down anyone's throats.

I didn't even say anything, and he was all "Hey, you know what would be great on that salad? Some VEAL!" What a douchetarian.

Douchetarian by 'Rixx March 2, 2009

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douchetafarian

1.One who worships douchetafari
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche

Lazy Paul is jerk off douchetafarian

douchetafarian by 5 piece and Champain Champain August 13, 2006

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Douchetrain

A gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other's douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.

Choo-choo! Douchetrain coming through.

Douchetrain by C.E. Phalic September 30, 2013

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douchetardassface

someone who is a total dumbass, and who has made a fool of themself. a slagging that is to totally offend the person who has done wrong..

*guy walks into a pole*
(other guy says) haha that guy is such a douchetardassface!!

douchetardassface by jus4phun993 May 13, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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