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Douchebagistan 

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
Douchebagistan by dan cornelius June 20, 2006

Douchebagginess 

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.
"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."
Douchebagginess by Zp_db October 5, 2009

douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.
That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?
douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagish 

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'
that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today
douchebagish by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

Douchebaggin' it 

When some one is commiting the act of being a massive douchebag.
Wow tiffany, you're douchebaggin' it.
Douchebaggin' it by animalsfatskin December 30, 2009

douchebagenstein 

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."
douchebagenstein by AFG11 June 16, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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