Douchetrain

A gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other's douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.

Choo-choo! Douchetrain coming through.

by C.E. Phalic September 30, 2013

douchetrain

Similar to douche or douchebag. A douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. He also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.

A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."

Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.

"I think some of the 'product' from that douchetrain's hair dripped on me when I walked by."

by DURANT May 2, 2007

DoucheTron 5000

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

by EightBall July 23, 2018

Douchestain

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

douche douchebag douchestain

by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

douchetributor

When the word douche is not suitable anymore and said person has reached a level of douchebagness that is off the charts by distributing large amounts of they're douchebaggery

Jake is the biggest douchetributor in the southwest region

by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011

doucherina

colloquial term for a "loaf" (human) stinking up the joint (or generally ruining life for everyone else)

"Who is the doucherina that left the coffee pot turned on without water in it?"

by Ankara December 15, 2012

Douchetin

A douche named Dustin

Dustin is a real douche lets call him Douchetin

by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010