douchetafarian 

1.One who worships douchetafari
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche

Lazy Paul is jerk off douchetafarian

douchetafarian by 5 piece and Champain Champain August 13, 2006

douchetarian 

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

douchetarian by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

Douchétarian by sherwinre August 2, 2017

Douchetarian 

Somebody who harasses someone for being a vegetarian, even though said vegetarian doesn't shove their dietary habits down anyone's throats.

I didn't even say anything, and he was all "Hey, you know what would be great on that salad? Some VEAL!" What a douchetarian.

Douchetarian by 'Rixx March 2, 2009

douchètarian 

Practice of only consuming douchè
Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.

Douchè brother who is very into themselves.

Man Elliot, why do you have to be such a douchètarian?

douchètarian by smarky.smark March 20, 2015