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DOTTING COTTON 

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.
DOTTING COTTON by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

three dotting

When someone starts to text you on a messenger, but never hits send. Leaving you with the three little dots...
Dave is such a jerk, he was three dotting me all night last night.
three dotting by SouthernmostDave December 16, 2016

Green Dotting 

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.
Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!
Green Dotting by janmas November 16, 2019
The act of starting to type a text message such that the recipient sees dots indicating you're typing, but then stopping to type so that the dots go away.
I texted her to ask if she wants to go out, and she's dotting me!
Dotting by rmgn December 18, 2017

dotting the eyes 

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

Upset-dotting 

When you switch being very formal with friends and family whilst texting because one of them just got you all upset. You don't want to admit you're upset, so instead you will start using upset dotting technique.
Jeebz: hahaha.. man just chill!
Taweel: I'm chilled. You need to chill. don't ask me to chill. Look at yourself. Trying to hard. Pfff.
Jeebz: I see u r unintentionally upset-dotting ur sentences.. hahaha
Taweel: Yeah. Well. Fuck you.
Upset-dotting by Shaiz December 8, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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