dottying

Exercising on a cross trainer.

Mohammed-Youngiston Al Nifferezio wasted her life watching The Office while dottying.

by Lord Durrant April 16, 2008

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

three dotting

When someone starts to text you on a messenger, but never hits send. Leaving you with the three little dots...

Dave is such a jerk, he was three dotting me all night last night.

by SouthernmostDave December 16, 2016

Green Dotting

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

by janmas November 16, 2019

Dotting

The act of starting to type a text message such that the recipient sees dots indicating you're typing, but then stopping to type so that the dots go away.

I texted her to ask if she wants to go out, and she's dotting me!

by rmgn December 18, 2017

dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Upset-dotting

When you switch being very formal with friends and family whilst texting because one of them just got you all upset. You don't want to admit you're upset, so instead you will start using upset dotting technique.

Jeebz: hahaha.. man just chill!
Taweel: I'm chilled. You need to chill. don't ask me to chill. Look at yourself. Trying to hard. Pfff.
Jeebz: I see u r unintentionally upset-dotting ur sentences.. hahaha
Taweel: Yeah. Well. Fuck you.

by Shaiz December 8, 2014