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Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

low doser 

1. an individual who can only be taken in small doses or relatively short amounts of time

2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.

3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™
1. I can't spend more than 5 minutes with that guy! He's a total low doser.

2. She is definitely a low doser, she's so negative, I can't stand being around her!
low doser by Mr. Spy August 16, 2007

desecrate 

To have contempt for or show disrespect for something that someone holds sacred or holy. To violate the sacredness of something. To defile something holy.
Do not desecrate the children's graves. To desecrate the ancient Native American's cave drawings should be harshly punished.
desecrate by strand November 19, 2013

Ninja Doser 

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting
Ninja Doser by Rastadubb August 25, 2009
(n.) One who eats acid (doses) on a regular basis.
"Dude, that kid looks like he's wiggin' out.. Someone should talk him down."

"Nah, I've seen him a lot worse than that. He's a true doser, he'll pull through."

"Bro, you sure?"

"Yeah, man. I mean, give it a shot if you wanna, but I seriously doubt he'd understand anything you say, anyways, ya dig?"

"I feel ya, man. I'll just keep an eye on him."
Doser by Madd_Doser February 14, 2010

desecrate 

To profane, divert from sacred purpose.
The desecration of the depiction of the top religious leader.
desecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003