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one direction detection 

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Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Urban Dictionairy 

The word you fucking mispelled even though it is the url up there.
You're a dumbass, urban dictionairy is up there
Urban Dictionairy by red0FT0 May 1, 2011

hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.
while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

Derection 

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff
Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
Derection by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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