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The act of having sex with a member of the same gender in jail or similar confinement.
I took that ex-mechanic to my cell and did dorscheid.
dorscheid by mikey michaelsons June 14, 2010
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dousched-upon 

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person
Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.
dousched-upon by daisyflower February 3, 2013
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A guy who is seen as a dork, and acts like a douche.
God, that guy in tech thinks he knows so much more than everyone else . . . what a dorsche.
Dorsche by Vita Lusty November 7, 2006
The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.
Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"
Dorsche by Miklus July 16, 2006

Dorschitis 

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.
"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."
Combo of a dork and a douche.
A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.
dorsche by chjad April 5, 2011

DONSCHNEIDER 

Noun. A person who is terrible with insults. Rumor has it, a gentleman named Don Schneider insulted someone sometime in the late 80s so terribly, he was never heard of again.
Dog, you're being a donschneider, just stop.
DONSCHNEIDER by BenderBomb August 1, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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