dorscheid

The act of having sex with a member of the same gender in jail or similar confinement.

I took that ex-mechanic to my cell and did dorscheid.

by mikey michaelsons June 14, 2010

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013

Dorsche

A guy who is seen as a dork, and acts like a douche.

God, that guy in tech thinks he knows so much more than everyone else . . . what a dorsche.

by Vita Lusty November 7, 2006

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

Dorschitis

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.

"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."

by The Best Dressed, Best Lookin Mother Fucker Around December 9, 2008

dorsche

Combo of a dork and a douche.

A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.

by chjad April 5, 2011

DONSCHNEIDER

Noun. A person who is terrible with insults. Rumor has it, a gentleman named Don Schneider insulted someone sometime in the late 80s so terribly, he was never heard of again.

Dog, you're being a donschneider, just stop.

by BenderBomb August 1, 2019