Dorsche

A guy who is seen as a dork, and acts like a douche.

God, that guy in tech thinks he knows so much more than everyone else . . . what a dorsche.

by Vita Lusty November 7, 2006

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

dorsche

Combo of a dork and a douche.

A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.

by chjad April 5, 2011

Dorchester Mudslide

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.

The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

dorchestrated

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.

the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.

by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

dorchen

A man who is good with the ladies. Can have cool haicut.

He's a real dorchen!

by funwillfunwill March 28, 2015