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a wad of something between a whales dick and its body

casey is such a dork wad

dork wad by Tusuck August 21, 2005

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dorkwad

Dorkwad- an extremely dorky person

Oh god, here comes John. What a dorkwad!

dorkwad by Birdy April 15, 2003

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dorkwad

like a gaywad, only dorky

The dudes in any Star Trek movie are total dorkwads.

dorkwad by colt45shawty December 16, 2002

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Dorkwad

adjective: The act of being a big dork.

Tom Keck is a big dorkwad

Dorkwad by Frannie12345 May 26, 2009

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dorkwad

a complete loser/idiot/moron that u hate

Melissa is such a dorkwad

dorkwad by Bailey the hott blonde December 29, 2008

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dorkwad

dork (a whale penis) wad(another word for cum/ejaculation)

It's time to spank the whale and get a dorkwad.

dorkwad by Angela August 18, 2004

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Dorkwad Willy Gripper

When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.

That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.

Dorkwad Willy Gripper by Player Hating May 19, 2023

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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