Keck

Berlin (german) Slang, short for Kecko,

(male) person who is regarded as stupid. A idiot/fool/dumbass.

often used when someone just did something really stupid.

Little Timmy spills the weed.

His brother Bob: You're such a Keck, Timmy!
Now go pick that up.

by Arimari May 11, 2009

Keck

A unit of work as comparible to the Newton but way bigger. A Keck is equivilent to 20 man hours but done in half the time of you lazy bastards.

I got payed for 3 kecks instead of 4.

by George Wrigshaw November 22, 2010

Keck

Spassti , Idiot , Depp

Mats der Keck darf jetz den Mund halten und akzeptieren das ich recht haben.

by widi712 May 17, 2016

Keck

Incredibly sassy guy. Getting up.

Did you see that Keck guy? He knows whats up.

by Alte Dicke Frau June 16, 2008

Keck

To fist fuck mid eastern donkeys while chewing grape bubble yum with one eye open all while trying to penetrate one's own anal cavity with inanimate objects bought from a gypsy.

Dude...I did some drugs in the desert and totally kecked all night long.

by Keck's Daddy May 18, 2010

Kecked

A phrase used in the UK when someone pulls your trousers and underpants down, preferably in front of others.

Andrew: *grabs Mikey's pants and pulls down* Kecked!
Mikey: FUCK YOU I'M GOING HOME

by Jaimi September 07, 2007

kecking

To secretly fuck around on tinder while in a relationship.

"hey man how's stuff with Olivia?'
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.

by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017