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Dorkwad- an extremely dorky person
Oh god, here comes John. What a dorkwad!
dorkwad by Birdy April 15, 2003
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like a gaywad, only dorky
The dudes in any Star Trek movie are total dorkwads.
dorkwad by colt45shawty December 16, 2002
adjective: The act of being a big dork.
Tom Keck is a big dorkwad
Dorkwad by Frannie12345 May 26, 2009
a complete loser/idiot/moron that u hate
Melissa is such a dorkwad
dorkwad by Bailey the hott blonde December 29, 2008
dork (a whale penis) wad(another word for cum/ejaculation)
It's time to spank the whale and get a dorkwad.
dorkwad by Angela August 18, 2004

Dorkwad Willy Gripper 

When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.

dorkwave 

When a loser or nerd waves at you, thinking he's your friend and you look away quickly pretending you did not see him. This is a very awkward moment for the nerd.
I can't believe it, I was wogging through Central Park today, and that dork Reginald from shop class saw me. Before we made eye contact, I glanced away, turning his attempt at greeting me with a hand gesture into a dorkwave. Hah, hah, I wogged in the opposite direction before he could try again!
dorkwave by Howard Zend October 16, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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