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dopus

dope+doofus=dopus

1.Dopus is a cross between a dope and a doofus.
2.Calling someone a dopus means you think they are a bit stupid, forgetful and v. annoying.
3. An absolute idiot
"What time is it?"
"Five seconds after you last asked me! Stop asking me you dopus!
by Aqua March January 14, 2009
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Jerusalem/Dopesmoker

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
by Pisaura May 6, 2011
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Dopesmoker

The almighty and 1 HOUR Drone/Stoner Doom song from the band "Sleep". If you smoke dope and you never heard this, you are damn lame!
Dopesmoker.
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Drop out of life with bong in hand
follow the smoke to the riff-filled land

..PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN - NAZARETH!

..Marijuananaut escapes earth to cultivate...
by DopeDanny May 12, 2009
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Doushades

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.
"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"
by JMeurer February 5, 2010
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Dopes dick

Sorry its too big to fit on the screen.

Please use a larger device.
Dopes dick is huuuge
by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017
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Dopesphere

Two possible definitions. Either, aura of golden realness surrounding an unusually rad person, or Vagina.
DOOD, get out of my dopesphere.
by youknowwhatdope November 26, 2010
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depussification

1) a process required to remove any for of bitch-assness, (mood swings, not daring, literally having a pussy, bitching out, crying, lack of cursing, unable to have sex, unable to obtain sex, lack of sexual activity, rejection of sexual activity, no pursuit of sexual activity, finishing high school without sexual activity, thinking of a girl for more than sexual activity) in males that don't properly develop into manhood. Usually involves multiple test and a series of beatings and abuse. Process may take up to several years.
Ryan was a virgin super bitch until he underwent depussification. Now his balls drag on the floor.
by Nigga deeskee September 3, 2009
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