docus

contraction for "doh, i cannot focus"

docus with all these boobies around me

by tejas mom December 30, 2003

Docus

The result of a dank mom and a meming dad falling in love and giving their child a iPhone to facetime

Your a docus

by docusate June 30, 2021

Dirty Docks

noun; a place where the shawty (s) are trifling

Shawty: *trifling*
Inky: Shawty trifling! She must be from Dirty Docks.

by BigBrainMan69420 June 22, 2021

dirty docks

a place were the hoes reside

Janet fucked my husband she must be from dirty docks.

by im the coochie man July 1, 2021

Google Documents

The invention that makes written paper/pencil notes and documents now primitive. Arguably the most convenient form of simple document storage available.

Anyone who still uses paper and pencil instead of Google Documents to keep track of there notes are neanderthals.

by MW3 Rocks February 4, 2013

Lucy Dacus

a singer with an angelic voice who hates dads.

known for songs such as Night Shift and Hot & Heavy.
1/3 of the musical group boygenius

you might find her songs playing on your college radio's indie hour.

all my friend's flaked on going to the lucy dacus concert with me, might as well take my mom because she hates my dad as much as lucy does.

by phoebebridgers69 January 1, 2022

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006