Dodehammer

A truly massive dong of concerning size with a disproportionately large head.

Jimmy used that dodehammer on me last night and pounded my ovaries up to my lungs.

by 10pounder June 9, 2022

doorhammer

A good friend to have. Loud, funny, sometimes lame though. Rejected my halloween costume idea because she thought it was too childish. They repeat words 1000 times to be funny. Believed bonskinny was our friend Valerie. Isn’t allowed any social media except youtube and refuses to give me her phone number. I thought they were a basic tiktok girl when we first met.

Wanna hang with me and doorhammer?

Doorhammer goofy ash.

by craigtuckeer September 5, 2022