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doomberry by CoyoteCuckold December 8, 2022
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Dooberry
A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.
"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."
Dooberry by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015
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doomberry • dooberry • Dooberry splash • doomsberry • the swingy dooberry • Delmberry • doobery • doombelly • doeberry • dogberry
Delmberry
Slang: This species is only known to grow from an ancient line of "Whispering Del' Marra" bushes.
Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.
'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.
1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.
2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.
3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.
Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.
'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.
1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.
2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.
3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.
Get absolutely spanked in a game of crib. Look deep into the soul person who beat you and mutter quietly:
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"
Delmberry by Bhv'Delmberries December 5, 2021
Delmberry
Slang: This species is only known to grow from an ancient line of "Whispering Del' Marra" bushes.
Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.
'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.
1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.
2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.
3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.
Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.
'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.
1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.
2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.
3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.
Get absolutely spanked in a game of crib. Look deep into the soul person who beat you and mutter quietly:
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"
Delmberry by Bhv'Delmberries December 5, 2021
doombelly
A severe state of anxiety. To have doombelly is to feel impending doom manifested as unease and discomfort in the stomach.
doombelly by Dr. Cheeseburger February 6, 2009
doombelly
"What's the matter, James, eat too many tacos?"
"It's not that. Thinking about what I'm going to say to my client is giving me such doombelly. Gah!"
"It's not that. Thinking about what I'm going to say to my client is giving me such doombelly. Gah!"
doombelly by Cheese Burger April 3, 2009
Dorkberry
A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?
Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?
Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!
Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".
Dweeb: Huh?
Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.
Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry
Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!
Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".
Dweeb: Huh?
Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.
Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry
Dorkberry by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009