Dooberry

A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.

"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."

Dooberry by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015

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Delmberry

Slang: This species is only known to grow from an ancient line of "Whispering Del' Marra" bushes.

Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.

'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.

1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.

2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.

3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.

Get absolutely spanked in a game of crib. Look deep into the soul person who beat you and mutter quietly:
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"

Delmberry by Bhv'Delmberries December 5, 2021

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Delmberry

Slang: This species is only known to grow from an ancient line of "Whispering Del' Marra" bushes.

Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.

'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.

1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.

2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.

3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.

Get absolutely spanked in a game of crib. Look deep into the soul person who beat you and mutter quietly:
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"

Delmberry by Bhv'Delmberries December 5, 2021

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doombelly

A severe state of anxiety. To have doombelly is to feel impending doom manifested as unease and discomfort in the stomach.

“I am completely unprepared for this client presentation. I have total doombelly right now.”

doombelly by Dr. Cheeseburger February 6, 2009

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doombelly

a feeling of impending doom that manifests itself as physical discomfort in the stomach region.

"What's the matter, James, eat too many tacos?"
"It's not that. Thinking about what I'm going to say to my client is giving me such doombelly. Gah!"

doombelly by Cheese Burger April 3, 2009

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Dorkberry

A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?

Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?

Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!

Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".

Dweeb: Huh?

Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.

Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry

Dorkberry by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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