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dooket

Said by my friend when something that makes a noiswe it can be dooket
like if a open a door the noise it makes is dooket
by Justin Birch May 6, 2004
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Dookenfuck

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
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dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021
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kheyli dooset daram

Man kheyli dooset daram azizam.
I love you very much honey
by Neda Erfani September 26, 2007
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Dookeyshooter

Damnnnnnnn, look at that dookeyshooter.
Man that bitch got a dookeyshooter.
Holy shit that hoe got the biggest dookeyshooter I ever seen.
by Flyasaballoonhighasakite September 15, 2010
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Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.
Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021
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Dookey

A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action
That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!
by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017
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