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dookenhauser 

to take a shit, to excrete feces from the anal cavity(dooker,dropping the cosby kids off at the pool)
"dude i just took a nasty ass dookenhauser in your dads toilet."
dookenhauser by zach mauer November 3, 2005
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Another word for poop.
Victor had to take a dookeh, so we're waiting on him.
Dookeh by Nick Starr March 29, 2008
Said by my friend when something that makes a noiswe it can be dooket
like if a open a door the noise it makes is dooket
dooket by Justin Birch May 6, 2004

Dookenheimer 

Where you have diarrhea and pss on it making it look like an explosion
I just pulled a dookenheimer in the woods
Dookenheimer by Seniormonkey September 21, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026