1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often

Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"

"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"

dorkage by yamahahopping October 2, 2008

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Doonage

Labeling a person with the ability to get drunk on minimal alcohol. Usually ends up acting the most drunk from complete non-tolerance to alcohol. Can be used to define a male/female who pukes after 15 minutes of drinking.

Nathan: OMG, you're pulling a doonage! You've only been drinking for 15 minutes and you puked!

Doonage by D2da.carnage October 19, 2009

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doomage

Ultimate deathination to the 30th power. In other words, an utter and agressive sense of hopelessness in a sea of hopelessness.

President Bush II has inspired a state of general doomage in me.

doomage by Shocktone May 26, 2004

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doobage

weed, gear, grass, skunk, wacky backy, stuff

a.lets go smoke some doobage
b.im picking up the doobage tonight
c.there is a man hair in my doobage

doobage by Gavin 'n' ogg March 31, 2003

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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