dookage 

That which results from dropping a dookie.

After his massive dookage, the shitter was broke for day.

dookage by ed bellamy December 8, 2006

dookage 

ignoring someone or trying to avoid someone

I was trying to get a hold of him, but he was giving me dookage.

dookage by amr May 11, 2006

doobage 

Slang term for weed.

Smokin' some of that Doobage, eh?

doobage by SuperSonicX September 26, 2006

dorkage 

1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often

Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"

"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"

dorkage by yamahahopping October 2, 2008

Doonage 

Labeling a person with the ability to get drunk on minimal alcohol. Usually ends up acting the most drunk from complete non-tolerance to alcohol. Can be used to define a male/female who pukes after 15 minutes of drinking.

Nathan: OMG, you're pulling a doonage! You've only been drinking for 15 minutes and you puked!

Doonage by D2da.carnage October 19, 2009

doomage

Ultimate deathination to the 30th power. In other words, an utter and agressive sense of hopelessness in a sea of hopelessness.

President Bush II has inspired a state of general doomage in me.

doomage by Shocktone May 26, 2004

doobage 

weed, gear, grass, skunk, wacky backy, stuff

a.lets go smoke some doobage
b.im picking up the doobage tonight
c.there is a man hair in my doobage

doobage by Gavin 'n' ogg March 31, 2003